Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….
Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Day 15 Gift: Loud N Clear
As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Loud N Clear
Now this is a must have gift! The Loud N Clear is the perfect holiday present for that special person in your life that needs one of these babies on many levels. Maybe they are hard of hearing, maybe they are getting up there in years, maybe their significant other wears the pants in the family and will not let them watch TV in bed.
Early Bluetooth Headsets
Maybe, just maybe, they can not afford a cell phone and they want to look uber-cool with a bluetooth-style headset (that I, for some reason, call Captain Spock’s). They now can join the hip movement with the Loud N Clear. If you are fortunate enough to have a 500 dollar cell phone and you still want a Loud N Clear you can have a device in both ears at the same time. Now that would be the ultimate cool!
According to the infomercial you can hear conversations from down the block, you can eavesdrop on your neighbors and maybe even hear what your kids are saying on the cellphone at midnight to their friends instead of getting a good night’s sleep with a bed time of 8 o’clock like I had up until I was a senior in high school. Oh those were the good ole’ days…
Available today for $14.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)
Day 1 Gift: Ginsu Knife Collection
Day 2 Gift: Snuggie
Day 3 Gift: Chia Pet
Day 4 Gift: Wonder File
Day 5 Gift: Easy Feet
Day 6 Gift: Shed Ender Pro
Day 7 Gift: Dynabrite Flashlight
Day 8 Gift: Purse Hook
Day 9 Gift: Batter Pro
Day 10 Gift: Shake Weight
Day 11 Gift: Grill Daddy
Day 12 Gift: Smart Money Clip Deluxe
Day 13 Gift: Forearm Forklift
Day 14 Gift: Bark Buster
Day 15 Gift: Loud N Clear
Robert Forto | Team Ineka | Alaska Dog Works | Mushing Radio | Dog Works Radio | Denver Dog Works
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Dr. Robert Forto is a musher training for his first Iditarod under the Team Ineka banner and the host of the popular radio shows, Mush! You Huskies and Dog Works Radio Shows
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December 15, 2010
As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza