Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….
Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Day 19 Gift: Pasta Boat
As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Pasta Boat
Have we become so lazy in this fast paced, Twit-Faced, You-tubing world that we can not wait to boil water anymore? I guess so! Thats why today’s gift is the must have for everyone on your Christmas list–The Pasta Boat allows you to make pasta for everyone in Italy (or just for your nerdy kid that cant get a date in college sitting in his dorm room on a Saturday night) right in your microwave!
The days of foul tasting food from the nuker are long gone and you too can make a carb-laden ecstasy inducing noodle fest in just minutes by using the Pasta Boat.
The Pasta Boat also comes with a veggie strainer (you remember what your mom said about vegetables, don’t you?) and a cool portion measurer thingy that is also the handle just in case you have no idea how much spaghetti you will need.
Lastly you just have to love the host of the infomercial: Cathy Mitchell. She reminds me of Grace (Edie McClurg) in one of the best movies of all time: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986).
Edie McClurg
Available today for $10.00 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)
Day 1 Gift: Ginsu Knife Collection
Day 2 Gift: Snuggie
Day 3 Gift: Chia Pet
Day 4 Gift: Wonder File
Day 5 Gift: Easy Feet
Day 6 Gift: Shed Ender Pro
Day 7 Gift: Dynabrite Flashlight
Day 8 Gift: Purse Hook
Day 9 Gift: Batter Pro
Day 10 Gift: Shake Weight
Day 11 Gift: Grill Daddy
Day 12 Gift: Smart Money Clip Deluxe
Day 13 Gift: Forearm Forklift
Day 14 Gift: Bark Buster
Day 15 Gift: Loud N Clear
Day 16 Gift: Safety Grip Handle
Day 17 Gift: Shoes Under
Day 18 Gift: Hanger Cascader
Day 19 Gift: Pasta Boat
Robert Forto | Team Ineka | Alaska Dog Works | Mushing Radio | Dog Works Radio | Denver Dog Works
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Dr. Robert Forto is a musher training for his first Iditarod under the Team Ineka banner and the host of the popular radio shows, Mush! You Huskies and Dog Works Radio Shows
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December 19, 2010
As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza