Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….
Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Day 20 Gift: Big Top Cupcake
As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Big Top Cupcake
Forget about that diet, the P-90X system that cost as much as the GDP of a small African nation, the yummie shakes and smoothies that really don’t taste like chalk.
In today’s world it is all about bigger is always better.
I bring you: Big Top Cupcake! Who wouldn’t want a five pound hunk of sugary goodness with so much icing on your face you will look like a two year old at a birthday party.
As the infomercial says: Are you tired of looking like a FOOL when your cakes aren’t COOL! Nothing is more thrilling than a chocolate filling!
The possibilities are endless with the Big Top Cupcake! Buy yours for everyone on your Christmas list today!
Available today for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s) I have heard the Big Top Cupcake is available for a limited time at your local 7-11 store too.
Day 1 Gift: Ginsu Knife Collection
Day 2 Gift: Snuggie
Day 3 Gift: Chia Pet
Day 4 Gift: Wonder File
Day 5 Gift: Easy Feet
Day 6 Gift: Shed Ender Pro
Day 7 Gift: Dynabrite Flashlight
Day 8 Gift: Purse Hook
Day 9 Gift: Batter Pro
Day 10 Gift: Shake Weight
Day 11 Gift: Grill Daddy
Day 12 Gift: Smart Money Clip Deluxe
Day 13 Gift: Forearm Forklift
Day 14 Gift: Bark Buster
Day 15 Gift: Loud N Clear
Day 16 Gift: Safety Grip Handle
Day 17 Gift: Shoes Under
Day 18 Gift: Hanger Cascader
Day 19 Gift: Pasta Boat
Day 20 Gift: Big Top Cupcake
Robert Forto | Team Ineka | Alaska Dog Works | Mushing Radio | Dog Works Radio | Denver Dog Works
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Dr. Robert Forto is a musher training for his first Iditarod under the Team Ineka banner and the host of the popular radio shows, Mush! You Huskies and Dog Works Radio Shows
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December 20, 2010
As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza