Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….
Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Day 21 Gift: Mighty Bite
As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Mighty Bite
I will admit that I am not much of a fisherman but my kids and father in-law love it. I just don’t see the fun in sitting on the bank of a river or in a boat on a lake in a major metro area where you have no place to go but ‘round and ‘round. How fun is that?
But for the fisherman (or politically correct, fisherwoman) in your life, I bring you Mighty Bite! Imagine the stories you will hear over all of those family get togethers and warm cozy nights buy the campfire when they brag about all the fish they caught with the Mighty Bite fishing lure system!
According to the infomercial you are guaranteed to catch more and bigger fish with the MIghty Bite. If you don’t, you can return the un-used pieces for a full refund. My only question is what if there are no fish? I once had a small pond on a piece of property and friends would come over with their fishing poles and fish all day and never catch a thing. It never occurred to them that there just might not be any fish in the pond or they just weren’t using something as cool as the MIGHTY BITE!
Order yours today and you will receive all kinds of cool stuff but hurry only four more shopping days until the Big Man shimmies down the chimney…
Available today for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)
Day 1 Gift: Ginsu Knife Collection
Day 2 Gift: Snuggie
Day 3 Gift: Chia Pet
Day 4 Gift: Wonder File
Day 5 Gift: Easy Feet
Day 6 Gift: Shed Ender Pro
Day 7 Gift: Dynabrite Flashlight
Day 8 Gift: Purse Hook
Day 9 Gift: Batter Pro
Day 10 Gift: Shake Weight
Day 11 Gift: Grill Daddy
Day 12 Gift: Smart Money Clip Deluxe
Day 13 Gift: Forearm Forklift
Day 14 Gift: Bark Buster
Day 15 Gift: Loud N Clear
Day 16 Gift: Safety Grip Handle
Day 17 Gift: Shoes Under
Day 18 Gift: Hanger Cascader
Day 19 Gift: Pasta Boat
Day 20 Gift: Big Top Cupcake
Day 21 Gift: Mighty Bite
Robert Forto | Team Ineka | Alaska Dog Works | Mushing Radio | Dog Works Radio | Denver Dog Works
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Dr. Robert Forto is a musher training for his first Iditarod under the Team Ineka banner and the host of the popular radio shows, Mush! You Huskies and Dog Works Radio Shows
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December 23, 2010 at 9:55 am
I love the thing also. Wife bought it for me last christmas and it works really well for a novice like me. I never caught a bigger Pike in my life the 1st day I used it. It hit the water, swam it back slowly and bam, what a fight. I thoight the hook would bend, that’s how big it was. 12 pound pike, 38 inches long, yeah! Mighty Bite!!!! I’m sold
December 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Thanks for the comment! I am glad you like the gift. I thought of doing this blog as a gag at the end of the month and I am glad people take the time to read my ramblings! Thanks again and Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Robert