As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Day 22 Gift: Fanny Bank

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Day 22 Gift: Fanny Bank

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Fanny Bank

There is an entire manufacturing industry based on the production of gag gifts. There are even speciality stores at the mall, mainly every juveniles favorite, Spencer Gifts and tons of Internet outlets to buy such schwag.

But nothing at any of these stores compares, dare I say comes close, to today’s gift: The Fanny Bank!

The hilarious Fanny Bank will be a hit in your home or office or just about anywhere. A plumber named Manny is exposing his fanny, laughs at the tickle of a shiny new nickel. So just drop some loot to hear the fanny bank toot. The Fanny Bank is fun for the whole family.

You had better hurry and quite procrastinating because the BIG DAY is only three, thats right, rabid readers, THREE DAYS to get that gift under the tree or be looked upon as a fool, buffoon, idiot, inconsiderate, nincampoop.  Yep, thats right, I said it. Now order your Fanny Bank today!

Available today for $14.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)

Day 1 Gift: Ginsu Knife Collection

Day 2 Gift: Snuggie

Day 3 Gift: Chia Pet

Day 4 Gift: Wonder File

Day 5 Gift: Easy Feet

Day 6 Gift: Shed Ender Pro

Day 7 Gift: Dynabrite Flashlight

Day 8 Gift: Purse Hook

Day 9 Gift: Batter Pro

Day 10 Gift: Shake Weight

Day 11 Gift: Grill Daddy

Day 12 Gift: Smart Money Clip Deluxe

Day 13 Gift: Forearm Forklift

Day 14 Gift: Bark Buster

Day 15 Gift: Loud N Clear

Day 16 Gift: Safety Grip Handle

Day 17 Gift: Shoes Under

Day 18 Gift: Hanger Cascader

Day 19 Gift: Pasta Boat

Day 20 Gift: Big Top Cupcake

Day 21 Gift: Mighty Bite

Day 22 Gift: Fanny Bank

Robert Forto | Team Ineka | Alaska Dog Works | Mushing Radio | Dog Works Radio | Denver Dog Works

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Dr. Robert Forto is a musher training for his first Iditarod under the Team Ineka banner and the host of the popular radio shows, Mush! You Huskies and Dog Works Radio Shows