As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Christmas Day Gift: The Clapper

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

[ Rewind: Gifts that NOBODY wants! ]

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.

I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!

Christmas Day Gift: The Clapper

As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: The Clapper


By now the big man has shimmied down the chimney or slipped through the door. He has nibbled on cookies and all hyped up on warm milk. He has shared carrots with his reindeer and the oats on the doorstep led them to your home.

If you are like me–you and your family are sitting around the Christmas tree (cuddled up in your Snuggies) with the new 102’ Plasma LCD super-duper HD surround sound 5.1 Dolby THX is so big you look like the guy in those old Maxwell commercials–and you are watching the 24 Hours of a Christmas Story Marathon and this is your 7th time watching it today.

Then behind the tree sits that gift that your special someone on your list forgot all about. It got passed over during the esctaasy of socks, underwear, small kitchen appliances. They were overjoyed by the new Mighty Bite fishing lures, the Purse Hook in their stocking and the Ginsu knives are prepped and ready to use for that Peking Duck Feast later on….

But wait…they spot the gift nestled in the tree. Its wrapped in funny papers because you ran out of gift wrap at the last minute. Inside is the gift of all gifts. It is the mother-load in the As Seen of TV Gift Extravaganza. It makes every day worth living for. It is the gift that keeps on giving all year long. It is the gift they will call Grandma about and invite their friends over to show them how it works.

It is the Clapper!

All is right with the world! See you next year and do your shopping earlier next time!

Available today for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s) If you forgot to buy that special someone a gift or you are heading to that holiday dinner and don’t want to go empty handed, I hear Walgreens is open and they sell the Clapper too!

Day 1 Gift: Ginsu Knife Collection

Day 2 Gift: Snuggie

Day 3 Gift: Chia Pet

Day 4 Gift: Wonder File

Day 5 Gift: Easy Feet

Day 6 Gift: Shed Ender Pro

Day 7 Gift: Dynabrite Flashlight

Day 8 Gift: Purse Hook

Day 9 Gift: Batter Pro

Day 10 Gift: Shake Weight

Day 11 Gift: Grill Daddy

Day 12 Gift: Smart Money Clip Deluxe

Day 13 Gift: Forearm Forklift

Day 14 Gift: Bark Buster

Day 15 Gift: Loud N Clear

Day 16 Gift: Safety Grip Handle

Day 17 Gift: Shoes Under

Day 18 Gift: Hanger Cascader

Day 19 Gift: Pasta Boat

Day 20 Gift: Big Top Cupcake

Day 21 Gift: Mighty Bite

Day 22 Gift: Fanny Bank

Day 23 Gift: Cuddlee Pet Pillows

Day 24 Gift: Hair Coloring Brush

Christmas Day Gift: The Clapper

Robert Forto | Team Ineka | Alaska Dog Works | Mushing Radio | Dog Works Radio | Denver Dog Works


Dr. Robert Forto is a musher training for his first Iditarod under the Team Ineka banner and the host of the popular radio shows, Mush! You Huskies and Dog Works Radio Shows

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About robertforto

Robert Forto is the owner of Dog Works Training Company in Alaska, a canine behaviorist, mushin' down a dream, sports nut and radio show host. Robert writes a lot about his observations in Alaska, pop culture, music, and of course dogs!

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One Comment on “As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Christmas Day Gift: The Clapper”

  1. jerry davis Says:

    You’re right, Mighty Bite Fishing lures are an amazing gift. Catches alot fish and made my son a good fisherman. Everybody’s happy.


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