As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Day 7

Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….

Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.

I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.

But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.


Day 7 Gift: Dynabrite Flashlight



On that cold winter night when you are out with the family picking up the Christmas tree in the Old Man’s Oldsmobile and the tire suddenly goes flat. Your son is asked to help for the first time… All the sudden the lug nuts go flying everywhere and instead on yelling FUDGE!!!!!!! wouldn’t it be great to see in the darkness? Now you can with the Dynabrite Flashlight!

This is the flashlight of all flashlights! With just sixty seconds of cranking it will provide you with two hours of life-saving, glorious, radiant light!

The Dynabrite flashlight never needs batteries and comes with a wrist strap and a handy magnet when you need both hands for those tough jobs….

Pick one of these flashlights for everyone on your Christmas list today!

Available today for $14.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)


About robertforto

Robert Forto is the owner of Dog Works Training Company in Alaska, a canine behaviorist, mushin' down a dream, sports nut and radio show host. Robert writes a lot about his observations in Alaska, pop culture, music, and of course dogs!

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