Hey Guys and Gals, its that time of year again– The glorious over-exuberant, hyper-manic Christmas shopping season! If you are like me and love to lavish our loved ones, friends, and family with gifts and hate going to the mall to fight the traffic….
Hey wait a minute, now that I am living in the middle of no-where in the Great State of Alaska, the Mall of America, one of my favorite hang outs by the way, is over 4000 miles away, I will be forced to procure gifts by alternate means.
I have been known to order some crazy things in the middle of the night from 1-800 numbers and a guy named Billy on TV, so much so that my wife has hid my wallet on occasion.
But this year, I am going to showcase some of the greatest gifts known to exist for sale at 2 am. Yes, my rabid reader, I am going to give you the gift ideas of all gift ideas. So sit back and relax, find those credit cards you stowed away during the Great Recession and warm up your touch-tone (or maybe even rotary dial) phone and order away.
I bring you 25 Days of AS SEEN ON TV GIFT EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Day 9 Gift: Batter Pro
A gift that every single red blooded American man, woman and child can not live with out: The Batter Pro.
Forget all the hype of healthy foods, and carbs, and lo-calorie sodas. The Batter Prois the gift that keeps on giving!
What a marvelous gift for that college kid in your life that is too much of a nerd to go to the school cafeteria and would rather make gourmet meals in the comfort of his dorm room!
All that glistening glory of french fried potatoes (maybe with a little mustard), fried spam and country fried steak, onion rings, and of course–fried cheese curds!
Do yourself a favor and pick one up for yourself while you are at it. You will be glad you did!
Available today for $3.95 (plus shipping and handling, sorry NO C.O.D.’s)
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- As Seen on TV Gift Extravaganza: Day 2 (robertforto.com)